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Typo in a Chinese cookbook that made me smile.

Typo in a Chinese cookbook that made me smile.

Sweet and slightly nutty.  It’s like cutting into my birthday cake.

Sweet and slightly nutty. It’s like cutting into my birthday cake.

There are bubbles in my ham.

There are bubbles in my ham.

technicolourtoads:



GOD?

Yes, Linda?

WHY DID YOU MAKE MY ANKLES LOOK LIKE KNEES?

I made all birds’ ankles look like knees, Linda.

YEAH, BUT WHY?

Why did I make you like French fries so much? Because I’m WACKY. Look at the deep ocean creatures sometime. That’s some zany shit! I’m a wildcard, Linda. Always have been.


Haha

technicolourtoads:

GOD?

Yes, Linda?

WHY DID YOU MAKE MY ANKLES LOOK LIKE KNEES?

I made all birds’ ankles look like knees, Linda.

YEAH, BUT WHY?

Why did I make you like French fries so much? Because I’m WACKY. Look at the deep ocean creatures sometime. That’s some zany shit! I’m a wildcard, Linda. Always have been.

Haha

I feel like a witch when I make stock.  Insert cackle here: _______!

I feel like a witch when I make stock. Insert cackle here: _______!

Law & Order and these BBQ chicken drums.

Law & Order and these BBQ chicken drums.

Inexpensive cut.  Shoulder chop.  Leave it to the ethnic (myself included) to find other ways to cut meat and they are delicious cheap options to buy.  For a pack of two chops it’s an average price of $4/lb.  I buy them at Key Food.  I’m not sure where the lamb is from BUT it is cheap and if you’re concerned about where your meat is sourced, this may not be for you.  Everyone else, get creative with these kinds of cuts since they cook quickly and if done right make a great meal.  I pan sear mine with salt and pepper and finish with a few sprigs rosemary.

Inexpensive cut. Shoulder chop. Leave it to the ethnic (myself included) to find other ways to cut meat and they are delicious cheap options to buy. For a pack of two chops it’s an average price of $4/lb. I buy them at Key Food. I’m not sure where the lamb is from BUT it is cheap and if you’re concerned about where your meat is sourced, this may not be for you. Everyone else, get creative with these kinds of cuts since they cook quickly and if done right make a great meal. I pan sear mine with salt and pepper and finish with a few sprigs rosemary.

Some things aren’t as useless as you’d think: yellow submarine ice cubes. Dual purpose of making you hum a catchy famous song and keeping your drink cold.

Some things aren’t as useless as you’d think: yellow submarine ice cubes. Dual purpose of making you hum a catchy famous song and keeping your drink cold.

Yucca and egg with salty fried cilantro, scallion and jalapeno.  Another breakfast for this champion.

Yucca and egg with salty fried cilantro, scallion and jalapeno. Another breakfast for this champion.

culturerevo:

break the silence.

culturerevo:

break the silence.

STFU.

STFU.

It was sleeting, and now it is snowing.  My house stinks of apples, cinnamon, butter browning, and melted chocolate.  I’m quite a content Eskimo.  Pshaw global warming.

It was sleeting, and now it is snowing. My house stinks of apples, cinnamon, butter browning, and melted chocolate. I’m quite a content Eskimo. Pshaw global warming.